This is my crappy website. Enjoy.
Eventually you'll find more info about myself, what I do, what I like and a long and detailed diatribe about all the stuff that pisses me off, all huddled here waiting for you. Unfortunately, I'm an experienced and accomplished procrastinator, so this may take some time. In the meantime, please feel free to cross your arms and tap your foot impatiently.
I selected the image above because I needed something for the site and it looked cool. However, I don't remember where I got it. There's a signature on the image, so at least there's some credit where credit is due. I did look around in an attempt to discover what website I downloaded it from but alas, I can't find it. So if anyone visiting recognizes it, please send me an email at email@example.com to let me know.