A is for Amazon

Posted 6:12 am

The Alphabet of the Internet… or rather Google… for your amusement:

A is for Amazon
B is for Bank of America
C is for Craigslist
D is for Dictionary
E is for eBay
F is for Facebook
G is for Gmail
H is for Hotmail
I is for iTunes
J is for Justin Bieber
K is for Kohls
L is for Lowes
M is for Myspace
N is for Netflix
O is for Overstock
P is for Pandora
Q is for Quotes
R is for Realtor
S is for Southwest Airlines
T is for Target
U is for US Airways
V is for Verizon Wireless
W is for Walmart
X is for XM Radio
Y is for Youtube
Z is for Zillow

Each of these are the first auto-complete results for typing in a single letter on Google. T kinda threw me, as until I looked today, it was Twitter. I also found it interesting that Justin Bieber beat out Jobing.com, as not only is the Canadian pop singer not a website/business, but he’s not likely to help anyone get a job. In our time of economic decline and abundance of unemployment, people still think entertainment is more important than finding a job to pay for said entertainment.

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3 Responses to “A is for Amazon”

  1. Tygenco

    I think you’ll appreciate this… start reading here and then go forward: http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=2406

    Also, something of an amusing note; type in “why is there” (sans quotations of course) into the google search window and see what comes up. Usually, when I’ve done this, the first thing is “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch”.

  2. Dust Raven

    The Zombie Alphabet rocks!

    One of my favorites on Google was to type in “i am a” and it completed with “i am afraid of chinese people”. Doesn’t do that now though. But yeah, why IS there a dead pakistani on my couch?

  3. Tygenco

    I think that, at this point, asking why there’s a dead pakistani on one’s couch is like asking why the rum is gone.
    No one ever seems to be able to reply to the latter with anything other than “because we drank it”. At least, no one I’ve outright asked lately (and I know we still have some rum here in the house; tasty tasty rum)

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