Scorpio: Yes, you are here for the amusement of the powers that be…

Posted June 19th, 2011 (5:07 am) || Comments Off

Yes, you are here for the amusement of the powers that be. This week, your biggest event will be the punchline to a joke involving zombies, Sarah Palin and a horse that walks into a bar.

From Wisecrack Zodiac

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Big Spender Drummer Boy?

Posted December 24th, 2010 (4:04 pm) || Comments Off

Come, they told me, pa rum pa pum pum
A newborn King to see, pa rum pa pum pum
Only two bucks’ the fee, pa rum pa pum pum
So we can see the King, pa rum pa pum pum,
Rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum

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Sex Dice?

Posted March 2nd, 2010 (4:37 am) || Comments Off

So I caught up on xkcd…

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Learn to Cuss

Posted May 4th, 2007 (12:07 am) || Comments Off

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year-old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing”.

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year-old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’. The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,”Aw hell Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear end with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,”You can stay in there until I let you out.” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.”

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